I'm Checking Out

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Oh don't you worry I'm on the case.

You see I practice reservations.
I'll put you on my calendar.

Will you be my new best friend?
Yes you will. Yes you will.

One last one over here.
Oh that alley. It belongs to us.

It's like some sort of balance.

I Swear This One's For You

I'll paint your house for free.

Drink water from the garden hose.

I don't want to dirty your carpet.

I swear all I wanted was a good nights rest.

To wake from slumber like it was a beautiful bad dream.

The worst ride on the 310 ever taken.

I used to pretend I knew.

Flowers for the bitches.

This one's for you.